Definitions by Bobby the Bug Man
Greg's List
Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.
Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.
Greg's List by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020
corporate fellatio
A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
corporate fellatio by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
Peekapoo
When you're taking a huge, long dump and are trying to pinch off the last little turd, but you keep pushing it back in.
Sorry guys that I took so long in there. I got into a peekapoo battle with the last nugget and couldn't punch it off. I ended up giving up. It'll have to wait until next time!
Peekapoo by Bobby the Bug Man August 8, 2020
The reveal
When you've taken a large, stinky dump in the office bathroom, finished up, opened the door and presented yourself at the sink and have been identified as the culprit of the most ridiculous aroma imaginable.
Dude, I was blowing up the toilet in the men's bathroom and someone came in and started choking like they needed CPR. When I came out for the reveal, I realized it was our boss!
The reveal by Bobby the Bug Man August 1, 2020
The reveal
When you've taken a large, stinky dump in the office bathroom, finished up, opened the door and presented yourself at the sink and have been identified as the culprit of the most ridiculous aroma imaginable.
Dude, I was blowing up the toilet in the men's bathroom and someone came in and started choking like they needed CPR. When I came out for the reveal, I realized it was our boss!
The reveal by Bobby the Bug Man August 1, 2020