Bobby the Bug Man's definitions

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!

by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020

Peekapoo

When you're taking a huge, long dump and are trying to pinch off the last little turd, but you keep pushing it back in.

Sorry guys that I took so long in there. I got into a peekapoo battle with the last nugget and couldn't punch it off. I ended up giving up. It'll have to wait until next time!

by Bobby the Bug Man August 8, 2020

shitecho

When you’re in a public restroom taking a shit in your favorite stall and push out a log followed by residual gas that flaps and echoes off of all of walls.

Dude, did you hear my shitecho? It sounded like the tuba you played in high school…awful.

by Bobby the Bug Man May 6, 2022

the stormy

When you grab a woman by the pussy and then fuck her in the ass.

"I did something presidential last night." Oh yeah, what was that? "I gave your mom the stormy." You're a fucking banker rim licker. Fuck you!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 22, 2020

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022