When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021
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Sorry guys that I took so long in there. I got into a peekapoo battle with the last nugget and couldn't punch it off. I ended up giving up. It'll have to wait until next time!
by Bobby the Bug Man August 08, 2020
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Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”
Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”
Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”
by Bobby the Bug Man June 26, 2021
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I was sitting on the shitter and things ended with a ghost wipe and a clean flush. That struggle plug almost gave me a stroke!
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Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.
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