When you’re in a public restroom taking a shit in your favorite stall and push out a log followed by residual gas that flaps and echoes off of all of walls.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 06, 2022
Get the shitechomug. When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
Get the working the valvesmug. When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020
Get the procrastifartmug. Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.
Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020
Get the Greg's Listmug. When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.
Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.
by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021
Get the skittle shitmug.