Bobby the Bug Man's definitions

shitecho

When you’re in a public restroom taking a shit in your favorite stall and push out a log followed by residual gas that flaps and echoes off of all of walls.

Dude, did you hear my shitecho? It sounded like the tuba you played in high school…awful.

by Bobby the Bug Man May 6, 2022

the stormy

When you grab a woman by the pussy and then fuck her in the ass.

"I did something presidential last night." Oh yeah, what was that? "I gave your mom the stormy." You're a fucking banker rim licker. Fuck you!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 22, 2020

skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021

Peekapoo

When you're taking a huge, long dump and are trying to pinch off the last little turd, but you keep pushing it back in.

Sorry guys that I took so long in there. I got into a peekapoo battle with the last nugget and couldn't punch it off. I ended up giving up. It'll have to wait until next time!

by Bobby the Bug Man August 8, 2020

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022