Definitions by Bob the Dog

spsgc 

An acronym that stands for "sleepy-boo protection squad gc"
A Twitter groupchat responsible for shenanigans such as #DreamsSwollenBalls, guessing eachothers scents, and analyzing lookalike c0rn together.

"Spsgc is so gay /neg"

"Dude, did you see #DreamsSwollenBalls on the tl?"
"Yeah, It must've been that spsgc again!"

spsgc by Bob the dog November 1, 2021

Payton 

Payton is a blonde girl that is very anxious and enjoys sports. She will most likely like boys with the name P or L. She is very awkward but is fuckin beautiful and doesn’t know it.

“Fuck man Payton is hot as shit but she doesn’t think she is.”

“Payton sucked my dick last night and it was Da bomb”

Payton by Bob the dog May 9, 2018

John Kerry 

Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.

Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?

John Kerry by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

shitstain 

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

shitstain by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

shit sammich 

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

shit sammich by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

bitchfacewhoredog 

The words uttered by anyone who has just slammed their thumb/finger with a hammer. Can also be used as a derogatory term when speaker is stumped for a suitable comeback.

"Is your dick really that small?"
"Screw you, bitchfacewhoredog!"

bitchfacewhoredog by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

nut needles 

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

nut needles by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005