Definitions by Bob Papadopolous

bulumpkin

The act in which a girl gives a male oral sex while the male is taking a dump in a toilet

Dude, I was getting a bulumpkin last night and I didn't even know I had diarrhea. It was a messy situation

A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature

I always knew Joe D. was a total rod