the suicide bomb

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.

She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.

by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019

tiffy eye

When one eye looks a completely direction than the other

Couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the door with that tiffy eye.

by Bob Noneya November 06, 2019