Bob McFillius's definitions

uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

cockmuffler

Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.

That girl is a regular cockmuffler!

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003

arstechnica

The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003

HardOCP

A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.

How hard is your hat today?

by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003