Definitions by Bob McFillius

uptime 

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

uptime by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

urban exploration

The act of exploring abandoned buildings, storm drains, machine rooms, and other places in cities where people do not normally go. Usually illegal, always fun. Possibly considered a terrorist act by post-democracy unelected governmental goons.

Where were you?
"I was doing some urban exploration down at the abandoned steel mill."

urban exploration by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

shitclump 

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

shitclump by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

dickclit 

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

dickclit by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003