Definitions by Bob B. Bobberton
Kim Jong Chunk
You find you self cornered in a corner in Northern North Korea. A round, wide bodied but massive shoed figure steps forward—Kim Jong Chunk, the legendary chunker, who crushes shoes with his massive shoes being pressed down on them by his weight. His voice grumbles, his thick northern north korean accent shivering your timbers: "Well, well... what we got here? Lookin’ like a shoe ripe for a chunkin’." Your shoebeat quickens. What do you do?
You clear you throat and open you mouth to speak, trying to keep you voice unsteady. "Look, chunk man , no trubul. Just assing through. " Kim Jong Chunk steps closer, the shadow of his insole swallowing your feet. He smirks, "This ain’t a place you just pass through without getting your toes flattened by ME. Speakin’ of, how many toes you got?"
Kim Jong Chunk by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026
Jimulator
Jimulator by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026
Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson
A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.
Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025
smear
smear by Bob B. Bobberton October 16, 2025