Definitions by Bob

cristy conlen 

harry balls

british with big harry balls

cristy conlen by bob April 7, 2004

mad dave 

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

mad dave by bob April 7, 2004

beckmaster 

mad dave's best-est mate in the whole world.

'beck have you seen your mate'
'are these your/did you drop this?'

beckmaster by bob April 7, 2004

stingy ringy 

after Lamazon has lost at heads and volleys - the act of dropping his pant to reveal his bare arse wherby all other players may kick the football as hard as they can at it - therby inducing a stingy ring-piece

drop 'em lamazon, mad dave wants a go on yo ass

stingy ringy by bob April 7, 2004

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

split-arse 

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

split-arse by bob April 7, 2004

my arse 

Captain PK's arse

PK: 'My Arse!!!'

my arse by bob April 7, 2004