Definitions by Bman111

SteveJobsism 

A religion based on Steve Jobs and how he will save us. All believers of SteveJobsism believe that apple was better before Steve Jobs died, and that Steve Jobs will rise again and bring apple and the world into a new era of awesomeness.

I follow SteveJobsism, I am a SteveJobsits...

SteveJobsism by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Smokes 

An Australian slang term for cigarettes.

I got some new Smokes today!

Smokes by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Aussiewood 

The Australian Hollywood.

Welcome to Aussiewood!

Aussiewood by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Newmarket 

A slang term for any place that is dodgy and is all round unsafe. If a Newmarket appears in any country with a good welfare system, this Newmarket is filled with people who exploit loopholes so they get more money from the government. In Australia, people who do this are called Dole-bludgers.

Mate, I live in a Newmarket...

Newmarket by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Translate Music 

A genre of music made from Google Translate. It is made by setting it to translate from English to English and typing lyrics into it. Translate is not accompanied with instruments, because the voice is the instrument.

Man this new genre, Translate Music is so cool.

Translate Music by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.

"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."

Micronation by Bman111 February 18, 2017

Insta'd 

1.Being wrecked on Instagram, and sometimes other social media networks.

2.Being wrecked anywhere really fast.

"I cant believe that bob Insta'd me on instagram"
"Well yesterday he Insta'd me outside school"

Insta'd by Bman111 February 17, 2017