99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Vietnam Rose

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

blow a gasket

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

tera

Much larger than Mega, Tera is 2 to the 40th power. A one terabyte hard drive would be hold a considerable amount of data.

Since getting his two Megabyte ADSL connection Spanky downloaded so much porn of the 'net that he needed to find a one terabyte hard drive to store it all on.

If games machines are Mega then PC's are Tera.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Brains were dynamite

Admonishment to someone who has done something stupid or had a brain-fart.

This is what happens when you do not use your indicator, if brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat* off.

*alt. Ears

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Sheep Dip

Type of low priced, high alchohol drink see Idiot broth.

He took another huge mouthfull from his can of sheepdip and seconds later redecorated the room with a huge technicolor yawn

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Snotter

UK: Semi liquid detrious found in the nasal cavity of humans and other mammals often younger ones.

Mrs Snoddgrass realised that placing Johny at the back of the class was not going to work out either when she noticed him casually picking snotters from his nose and flicking them at the back of his classmates heads.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

riff

1. Music, mainly guitar: A musical phrase based on or around musical scales*. Riffs can be pre-prepared and repeated, or improvised on the spot and of indefinite length based loosly around the melody of the song.

Scales are a way of arranging musical notes so that they a cool to listen to. Basic scales for guitar include:

Major
Minor
Pentonic
Blues

2.There is also an Arabic people called Riffs.

The lights went down and the lead guitarist then played a long, slow, sweet blues based riff that had the hairs standing up on the back of peoples necks.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004