Skyhook

UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
mugGet the Skyhookmug.

blow a gasket

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.
1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
mugGet the blow a gasketmug.

mother of all battles

Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.

2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.

3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004
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Lager Vouchers

Lager Vouchers arrive twice a month.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.
The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.
1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004
mugGet the running on fumesmug.

Fart Bubble

Screw it I need to go change, I am blowing fart bubbles.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the Fart Bubblemug.