Not Benny

During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
Hey, corperal ask that Not Benny the way to Goose Green.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.
Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.
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on the rocks

When a marriage is going to run aground like a boat on a foggy reef..
Shaz's marriage was on the rocks due to her insensitivity to her husbands foot odor and halitosis.
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Fart Bubble

Screw it I need to go change, I am blowing fart bubbles.
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pie and mash

London, UK.
Historically, the pies were made from scraps of beef and vegetables, leftovers or from the local markets, under a pastry crust. The mashed potatoes were liberally covered in parsley gravy or "liquor". There has been a great revival in these dishes and quite a number of Pie ‘n’ Mash restaurants can now be found across London.
Traditional foods in London include pie 'n' mash and jellied eels.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.
Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.
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wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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