1) UK: A member of the British army that knows every paragraph, clause and sub clause of the Kings or Queens regulations, a book regulating discipline in the British forces.
2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
Squady 1: Private Houdini's been charged with insubordination, do you think he will be found guilty?
Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
- and not enough indians.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.
Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows
Not sure if this applies to Windows
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Short for, Take deep breaths it will go quicker.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.
In Crowded lift.
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004