Definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Let the moths out 

Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.

Come on Scrooge are you going to let the moths out.

Let the moths out by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

fleabag 

Affectionate name for an old dog or cat.

Move over and let me sit down you old fleabag.

fleabag by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Lager Voucher

UK: Derogative term describing fortnightly British social security cheque paid to the unemployed.

Lets go and cash the lager voucher and get pissed.

Lager Voucher by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Cludge 

A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.

Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows

Cludge by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

God spot 

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.

There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.

God spot by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

shit itself

Technical term for frequent computer behaviour when running Microsoft Operating Systems, often accompanied by a blue screen or memory dump. Will often happen just before saving work or towards the end of a large download.
Usually remedied by liberal application of the three fingered salute.

Crap on crap! the MS box has shit itself again.

shit itself by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Wank mag 

A magazine with mainly sexual content pictures and stories used when stimulating the wanking gland.

Him: Dammit the vicar saw my wank mags.
Her: You should not have left them out on the coffee table.

Wank mag by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004