99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
1) UK: A member of the British army that knows every paragraph, clause and sub clause of the Kings or Queens regulations, a book regulating discipline in the British forces.
2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
Squady 1: Private Houdini's been charged with insubordination, do you think he will be found guilty?
Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
- and not enough indians.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.
Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows
Not sure if this applies to Windows
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Short for, Take deep breaths it will go quicker.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.
In Crowded lift.
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004