Bliff Blaffington's definitions

Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009

Front Butt

A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?

by Bliff Blaffington April 30, 2009