Bliff Blaffington's definitions

Launching Nukes

Letting out gross horse farts in public places.

Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."

by Bliff Blaffington March 7, 2013

Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009

Front Butt

A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?

by Bliff Blaffington April 30, 2009