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The sexy sound that the M1 Garand makes when its out of ammo in its magazine
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 30, 2016
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A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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A word with several definitions -

1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.

2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.

3. To get shot by a firearm.

4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.

5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.

6. To have sexual intercourse.

7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.

8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.

9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.

10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage

2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.

3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!

4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.

5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.

6. You ready to clap?

7a. We got fucking clapped.

7b. We fucking clapped them.

8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.

9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.

10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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