Blaine Handy's definitions

Ampidextrous

A double amputee that can utilize either left or right amputated limb with equal skill in a variety of sexual scenarios.

A double amputation does not necessarily negate a vibrant sex life, as evidenced by the growing popularity of “stumping clubs,” where there is strong demand for ampidextrous members.

by Blaine Handy May 10, 2025

NPD

Narcissistic Personality Deodorant. A type of deodorant made of sunshine, rainbows and unicorns that wards off those afflicted with Narcissitic Personality Disorder, aka, Dark Angels, Pieces of Shit, Children of Satan. Available in a spray or stick.

"Girl, did you see how my ex ran out of the 7-11 just now? He got a good whiff of my NPD and boogied."

by Blaine Handy January 11, 2022