Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother
I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.
by Bitter Soup November 19, 2018
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Arizona Branding

When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car
Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding
by Bitter Soup November 19, 2018
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Going Sicko Mode

violently vomiting
Tyler is {going sicko mode in the bathroom after only a few shots, he's such a lightweight
by Bitter Soup January 21, 2019
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