Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bitchtitties

coughphart

When you cough and fart at the same time.

Bro, I just coughpharted.

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When the anti-Karen guarantees that your educated self will appreciate something, it is Karynteed.

Read The Book Of Roderick: Medieval Mayhem. You'll love it. Karynteed.

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When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.

So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."

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