Birthday Who-er's definitions

fauxmless

One who identifies himself as homeless when he, in fact, has a home; frequently a nice one.

With a propensity for melodrama and several hours to kill between checking out of his hotel and his flight home, Joel became fauxmless.

by Birthday Who-er April 29, 2009

drungry

The state of being both very drunk and very hungry.

Kris was so drungry, while waiting for his sandwich to be made at the deli, he ordered another sandwich because he forgot that he had already ordered a sandwich and couldn't figure out what he was standing around waiting for.

by Birthday Who-er April 27, 2009