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YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...
(After the sermon)
HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.
PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?
HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
(After the sermon)
HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.
PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?
HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006
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