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A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talker mug.A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
Get the Homophobe mug.A ball buster is a guy who likes to bust your chops. Ball busters are very annoying. At first when they don't know you they are polite and pleasant. But after they get to know you for a day or two, they start taking the liberty to bust your balls making stupid sarcastic jokes about you all the time. At least 75% of American males are ball busters.
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
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While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
Get the Holiday girlfriend mug.And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Old tart mug.Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Wack & Jack mug.This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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