A dirt digger is an unsuccessful loser who spends their life looking to find “dirt” on anyone and everyone – most especially celebrities. They love to make clickbait videos and they especially love using the word “EXPOSED”! “Exposed” is their favorite word. They love to write about anything and everything that a celebrity or person did wrong – some of which is considered normal behavior in society such as having an affair. For example if a celebrity or politician has an affair they will write about how corrupt the celebrity is for having an affair – meanwhile the loser who writes such drivel probably cheated or has close friends who cheated and had an affair. A dirt digger is a slimy hypocritical piece of shit bastard who goes out of their way to dig up “dirt” (which they probably behind closed doors themselves!) against another person because it makes their boring lame lives feel special to “expose” what the “elite” or such and such celebrity or person is doing.
Dirt diggers often have cheated at least once or twice on their spouses but the moment a celebrity or politician (from any political spectrum - left or right) does it they go nuts and want to "expose" how vile of a person the celebrity is simply because they had a stupid affair.
by Bill Beef February 27, 2025
A dumbrella is an crappy umbrella that does a shit job of keeping you dry. It easily gets blown in the wrong direction by wind.
My umbrella was working fine for a brief minute until a little gust of wind turned it into a dumbrella.
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 02, 2024
A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
by Bill Beef July 03, 2025
is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.
While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.
by Bill Beef July 04, 2025
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025