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" Dude, you don't have to pay her, she's a whore "
" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "
" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "
" Damn he's such a whore "
" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "
" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "
" Damn he's such a whore "
by Bill Abnovsky November 13, 2006
Get the whore mug.The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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" Karl Marx was my friend "
" Was he your best friend? "
" No, I was his "
" Wow, how sad "
" Hey! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "
" Was he your best friend? "
" No, I was his "
" Wow, how sad "
" Hey! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "
" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "
" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "
" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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Get the anti gay mug.An extremely hot blonde born in 1981.
Playboy Playmate of the Month October 2002.
Is of German and Japanese ancestry.
Former Hooters restaurant employee.
Playboy Playmate of the Month October 2002.
Is of German and Japanese ancestry.
Former Hooters restaurant employee.
" I wish I could go home to Teri Harrison every night "
" Teri Harrison is the hottest woman alive! "
" I'd do Teri Harrison in a heartbeat, maybe less "
" Teri Harrison is the hottest woman alive! "
" I'd do Teri Harrison in a heartbeat, maybe less "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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