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triple anal

Three penises or objects that exemplify penises, such as dildos, in one anus.

It is physically possible to achieve naturally ( without the use of toys ) but has rarely been attempted in pornography, certainly not in the mainstream.

However, triple anal penetration with the use of two penises and one dildo has been done, notably by female porn star Sandra Romain, twice.
Cindy tried triple anal with her boyfriend and two dildos

Samantha had Frank and Derek sexually penetrate her anus at the same time, and also added a dildo into the mix

Somehow, some way, Jessica got three men to fit their erect penises into her anus all at once.
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
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Rocky V

The former last installment of the Rocky Balboa film franchise.

Released in 1990 the film was a massive financial and critical failure.

It begins closely after the end of Rocky IV.There were several reasons why the film failed:

1. Rocky Balboa's son clearly ages significantly from the last film, this was due to Stallone wanting to cast his son in the film who by 1990 was 14, 13 during filming, whereas Rocky's son in the film is 8 in the previous film.

2. Rocky loses his money because of his crook accountant and has to move back to his brother in law's house in downtown Philadelphia. Many fans saw this as a horrible twist in the underdog story that had dominated the series plot line.

3. Rocky is discovered to have suffered brain damage, forcing him to retire.

4. Rocky becomes a manager to a boxer who later betrays him, it is seen as lackluster because Rocky, the fighter has very little place in the film.

5. In the finale where Rocky actually fights his trained pupil, he takes serious blows, but wins and survives. In the original script, Rocky was intended to die after winning the fight, since this did not happen, coupled with his financial downfall many fans viewed the whole story to be pointless.

The film being ridiculed and classified as one of the worst films ever made period prompted Stallone to direct yet another sequel entitled Rocky Balboa released in 2006, which more or less ignored Rocky V except Balboa's financial loss. Since this new last installment was a critical and financial success, many fans and critics suggested forgetting about Rocky V entirely, much like Friday The 13th Part V, which was considered a horrible film in that franchise and was more or less remade in the subsequent sequel prompting fans to forget that film.
" Did you see Rocky V? "

" No, I saw Rocky I-IV and skipped V, went to see the sixth one yesterday though "

" Oh yeah, that was a good one "
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
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whore

An individual who has sex with many people, usually for free.
" Dude, you don't have to pay her, she's a whore "

" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "

" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "

" Damn he's such a whore "
by Bill Abnovsky November 13, 2006
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karl marx

A secluded individual who had few friends if any, shunned by his family, and society, and who died decades before anyone took him seriously.
" Karl Marx was my friend "

" Was he your best friend? "

" No, I was his "

" Wow, how sad "

" Hey! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.
" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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hippie

A reference to one of the following:

1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
" You damn Hippie! "

" That man's a hippie "

" Get the hell out of my house you damn hippie! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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Al Pacino

Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:

The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way

Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:

Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )

There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "

" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "

" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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