Bigdaddy Catalano 's definitions

88

88 is when two middle-aged, overweight (fat) people are still trying to perform 69.

They called it over the police scanner. Yea, we gotta 88, death by asphyxiation caused by attempting the 69 position, send a bus.

by Bigdaddy Catalano October 9, 2025

Ballsack Sunburn

When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.

Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?

A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.

by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025

Jelly Fish

This is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner's head when you're taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her vagina and go balls deep into her anus, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a Jelly Fish.

Dude, I went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the Man-a-War Jelly Fish

by Bigdaddy Catalano October 1, 2008

Ballsack Sunburn

When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.

Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?

A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.

by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025