5 definitions by Big daddy jarvis
Literally the god of life. This man finessez everyone without even meaning to do it. His friends luay lee lewis and decklan all worship him and scavenge food from him but it's cool. He may be short but he can steal your mother faster than you can see your father come home with the milk. He also is a god at intercepting in basketball he has 10 hall of fame trophies for stealing and his crush is mountain dew.
by Big daddy jarvis December 12, 2021
Usually a medium height fat cunt with barely any friends. You usually spot him playing sports like basketball and missing trying to take shots like step curry but he misses. He usually has a crush on a fat girl named Mikayla Dawson and he doesn't admit it and all his friends make fun of him for it. He usually cries or rages when someone takes his stuff when you go to his house you'll find food everywhere but when you tell him to eat some he'll say "I don't have any" even though he weighs 100kg
by Big daddy jarvis December 9, 2021
Dwarf who dates girls that are either anorexic or depressed he also sucks at basketball and everything because he is adopted
by Big daddy jarvis September 5, 2022
Dwarf who dates girls that are either anorexic or depressed he also sucks at basketball and everything because he is adopted
by Big daddy jarvis September 5, 2022
Another word for ben simmons. He loves miki dawson more than he loves himself. He teleports to her when she starts crying because he has nothing better to do apart from wanking off to her in his free time. He also sucks at basketball that's why his name is ben simmons in real life. He can't shoot for shit even if he's left wider open than his mothers leg from last night. His jump shot is like a baby penguin being ran over by 70 trucks that's why he's made fun of by this dude named Max and decklan he also says cunt in every sentence.
by Big daddy jarvis December 12, 2021