Joe

The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
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Bob smith

The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name
Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt
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Discord

The place that once was beautiful but had now been taken over by cringey furry RP servers like ‘Furrys jacking off’
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
Hey you know discord
Yes it was my home and it was beautiful
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School shooting

What happens when the emo kids listens to too much screamo and foster the people
Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting

Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society
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Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid
Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”
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Micheal

Hello Micheal, you know who you are

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Crisps
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TWAT

Jim :“Oi your a twat
Garry: “I’m not a furry I am a nonce though”
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