Definitions by Big Porkin'

Clown Check 

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

Clown Check by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

Ratchify

The process of making something or someone, including yourself, ratchet

Damn, she used to be cute but now she tryna ratchify herself!

Ratchify by Big Porkin' August 4, 2020

Deratchify 

To make something or someone, including yourself, less ratchet.

Hey, sorry I'll be late to the party! I need at least two hours to deratchify myself before going out.

Deratchify by Big Porkin' August 4, 2020