split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 01, 2008

dokey

synonym for a penis, dick, cock, schlong, or the male reproductive organs

Can I play with your dokey?

by Big Man Mac February 01, 2008

To Wife It

To go somewhere with your wife.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.

by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008

tank full of sewage

ass, place of shitting; names comes from what makes it home in the tank, butt

I have to empty my tank full of sewage

by Big Man Mac February 01, 2008

To Computize

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008