Definitions by Big Jim

Mortgage 

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

Mortgage by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Trouser Browser 

One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.

Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser

Trouser Browser by Big Jim December 20, 2003

jangle-berries (plural) 

a device for jangling often attached to a monkey

My monkey's jangle-berries are broken

jangle-berries (plural) by Big Jim December 19, 2003

plinky 

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

plinky by Big Jim December 19, 2003