Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Big Freeze

Chicago bowtie

Involves ejaculating on a girl's neck while titty-fucking. The pool of semen spills down the side of her neck, which creates the bowtie effect.

Her boobs were so big that not only did I titty-fuck her last night, but I gave her the ol' Chicago bowtie!

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Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.

My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.

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Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

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