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1. Hey sweet cheeks, how's about spreading them buns for your big Dung Daddy.
2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Dung Daddy mug.A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
Get the sheetload mug.This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
Get the snortin crack mug.Under 30: Most have their youthful babe appeal. If they're at all good looking, they generally expect men to fall all over them, buy them things and treat them like queens AND STILL PUT UP WITH THEIR BITCHY OUTSPOKEN ATTITUDES! If you marry one and she wants a kid and you don't, you’re gonna be a father anyway. She'll put her wants first and get pregnant anyway.
Over 30 into 40's: They're still on an ego trip and many now are divorced and seek a guy to support her and her kids. If love is one of her priorities, it ain't nowhere near the top of the list. Some women in this age group have already started to let themselves go. They still believe men owe them financial security.
Over forty: Still ego driven they're less selective about a guy's physical appearance, but still have financial security as top priority. This is when many start going to seed, but still believe they're entitled to a 'dancing with the stars' type guy. They're willing to marry up financially, but not down.
Over 30 into 40's: They're still on an ego trip and many now are divorced and seek a guy to support her and her kids. If love is one of her priorities, it ain't nowhere near the top of the list. Some women in this age group have already started to let themselves go. They still believe men owe them financial security.
Over forty: Still ego driven they're less selective about a guy's physical appearance, but still have financial security as top priority. This is when many start going to seed, but still believe they're entitled to a 'dancing with the stars' type guy. They're willing to marry up financially, but not down.
Over 50: Many more have gone to seed (porked out) and age is taking its toll. Their sex drive is diminishing. The sun worshipers now look like they're over 70 if they can't afford a face lift. They've assumed the attitude of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me they way I am'. Problem is that the men that will take her as she is, she doesn't want. Most have grown kids, but many have still not severed the umbilical cord because their kids are their security. You may as well have a women with kids still at home.
Over 60: Very very few have their sexual appeal left and having gone thru menopause, their sex drive is diminished substantially (despite what you read and people claim), impulsive spontaneous sex is a thing of the past. Most are now very psychologically protective of themselves and not the fun women they were decades ago. (why many men go for younger women) Yet they still carry the emotional baggage they've had for most of their life.
GUYS: TEST DRIVE BUT NEVER BUY!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED A WIFE!!!
I damn tired of women everywhere with the same shitty attitude, they reek of a sense of entitlement.
Over 60: Very very few have their sexual appeal left and having gone thru menopause, their sex drive is diminished substantially (despite what you read and people claim), impulsive spontaneous sex is a thing of the past. Most are now very psychologically protective of themselves and not the fun women they were decades ago. (why many men go for younger women) Yet they still carry the emotional baggage they've had for most of their life.
GUYS: TEST DRIVE BUT NEVER BUY!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED A WIFE!!!
I damn tired of women everywhere with the same shitty attitude, they reek of a sense of entitlement.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 9, 2011
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Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Did you get a wiff of that guy?! Every time he drinks coffee, he hits the head within minutes. Musta forgot to wipe his ass, I can still smell the popo sna. Anybody got a match?
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
Get the popo sna mug.Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
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Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.
Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
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