Definitions by Big Daddy2112
Bea Arthur
The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
Bea Arthur by Big Daddy2112 July 28, 2008
Soldier on the beach
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
Soldier on the beach by Big Daddy2112 January 27, 2006