The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
by Big Daddy2112 January 19, 2006
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
by Big Daddy2112 January 27, 2006