clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008

Tidger

A mans penis, often implied small
Regional variation on todger, tadger, tonka
Can be shortened to 'tidge', depending on usage in sentance.

"I saw daniels penis last night. What a tidger!"

"Go on, get your tidger out"

by Big Clobs Lover January 08, 2009