Definitions by Big Bulging Left Bollock

Masturmate 

When you and your partner masturbate together. Note its not to each other. Both doing it at the same time

Heeeeyyyyyyy girl wanna masturmate

Masturmate by Big Bulging Left Bollock May 8, 2017

FFS

Short for for fucks sake. Can be used in both messaging and in real life. However if used wrong it will cost your dignity.

FFS Charley don't eat poop

FFS by Big Bulging Left Bollock May 8, 2017