FFS

Short for for fucks sake. Can be used in both messaging and in real life. However if used wrong it will cost your dignity.
FFS Charley don't eat poop
by Big Bulging Left Bollock May 08, 2017
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Masturmate

When you and your partner masturbate together. Note its not to each other. Both doing it at the same time
Heeeeyyyyyyy girl wanna masturmate
by Big Bulging Left Bollock May 08, 2017
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