The urban

Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.

I can't believe Mitch got caught at that PAC fundraiser giving that donor the urban during YMCA.

by Big Baby Mars October 05, 2021

kleptomento

stolen item with meaning. klepto combined with memento

This a great ashtray.
thanks its a kleptomento from the hotel at my brothers wedding.

by Big Baby Mars October 05, 2013