Definitions by Biafra J

Calling in the reserves 

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

Calling in the reserves by Biafra J July 11, 2004

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

A face like a half-chewed golf ball. by Biafra J July 11, 2004

To have a threshold like a UN debate

To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.

Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.

To have a threshold like a UN debate by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Wannabe G 

the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.

What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.

Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...

Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!

Guy 1.How?

Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.

Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?

Guy 2.(walks away)

Wannabe G by Biafra J July 11, 2004