supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
usually people will think that their name will somehow show the type of person they are, and it shos if people will want to talk to them.
Thats bollocks.
I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.
Thats bollocks.
I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.
guy 1.Who the hells "Jaks at the disco, and wants to dance with you all night with oomph oomph music blaring through my drums"
Guy 2. thats jack.
Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.
Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.
Guy 1.True true.
Guy 2. thats jack.
Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.
Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.
Guy 1.True true.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.
Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.
Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.
Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.
Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.
Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!
Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.
Geordie Pigeon. Righto.
Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.
Geordie Pigeon. Righto.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.
Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!
Bollocks.
if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!
Bollocks.
if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?
Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.
yank.Is that a siren?
Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.
yank.Is that a siren?
by Biafra J July 12, 2004