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The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.

Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.
Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral
Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.
Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.
by Biafra J July 28, 2004
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Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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All very different, but amazing to listen to.

Techno is more rapid and fast, but uses electronics well. laughed at for the 90s hysteria of crap pop music.
DO NOT GET IT MIXED UP WITH POP.

Trance is more musical and slower, which makes it very classical.

hard house is probably the greatest of them all, with fast tempo, great sounds and amazing climaxes.

Hard Dance is so much faster than all of the above, making it harder for beginners to the genre.

Rave, the dying genre, can range from slow, relaxing music to fast bumping sounds. some would say it relies too much on repitition.

Its best to start from this order to really enjoy the music, otherwise youll think youve wasted a good 15 quid on a CD, while hardcore fans will relish such a CD.

You dont have to take drugs, you dont have to be a hard-nut, you dont have to go about wearing massive trousers, you just want to listen to the music, and have a good time.
Its music, thats all. And why do people slag fans of these genres for listening to it? Are they really that shallow?

Enjoy. All people welcome.
by Biafra J September 20, 2004
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