Bhadbhabiebhitch's definitions

laphin

When you know someone that’s being a total pussy and needs to grow the fuck up

John:”your such a laphin”

Johnny: “suck my dick bitch no wonder your mum killed herself”

John: “maybe your not a laphin.. WoRdS hUrT”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Flobber

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Shankful

When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person

Person 1: your kinda shankful for this
Person 2: I know but it’s for protection

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019