Definitions by BettyYellowSplash

been listening to alot of guns and roses 

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

been listening to alot of guns and roses by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

Sex flood 

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

Sex flood by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024

Golden Giraffe 

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

Golden Giraffe by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024