25 definition by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall
Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty January 28, 2011

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When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly
She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016

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To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit
Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

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When a persons face resembles a human anus
Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

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