25 definitions by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 17, 2013
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The smell you get when riding a roller coaster when the guy in front stinks
Ooooh what coaster pong ,I think it must be that bloke in front pete?
I think your right Dave its hitting me like a sledgehammer
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 4, 2013
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When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.
I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 29, 2013
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When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly
She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016
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