Definitions by Bertrum’s Bunion
Miller and Carter
“Aye so I was hangin’ out the back of her and a fired a digit in her Miller and Carter. She must have had one in the chamber but. Ma finger was aw broon. Haw, wit a stink man. Ah can still smell it.”
Miller and Carter by Bertrum’s Bunion June 24, 2021
Diarumpus
An accelerated form of diarrhoea. Often happens surreptitiously and is unforeseen. Violent in nature and likened to an artillery barrage from the back passage.
“Gaffer, I’ll no be in the day. During my morning commute I took ill and was besieged by an episode of diarumpus. My erse has went off like an unmanned firehose.”
Diarumpus by Bertrum’s Bunion June 24, 2021