SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021
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Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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