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Definitions by Bergen County Bombers

Pity Sponsorship 

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!

Hopkins Lymphoma 

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.
Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

skater porn 

Graphic photographs of bodily injuries from skateboarding.
The road rash on your back looks painful, you should take a picture of it and post it on the internet, it would make some really hot skater porn!

hill yeah! 

A phrase used by the downhill longboarding community to express approval which is a parody of "hell yeah," a phrase used by the skateboarding community.
Q: Who me, do I want to go riding?
A: Hill yeah!!!

Hill yeah, that skideo is dope!

HILL YEAH!!!

hill yes! 

A phrase used by the downhill longboarding community to express approval which is a parody of "hell yes," a phrase used by the skateboarding community.
Q: Who me, do I want to go riding?
A: Hill yes!!!

Hill yes, that skideo is dope!

HILL YES!!!

Hill yes, Bergen County Bombers is the shit, yo!

hills yes 

A phrase used by the downhill longboarding community to express approval which is a parody of "hells yes," a phrase used by the skateboarding community.
Q: Who me, do I want to go riding?
A: Hills yes!!!

Hills yes, that skideo is dope!

HILLS YES!!!

Hills yes, Bergen County Bombers is the shit, yo!
Something spectacular, crazy or "insane" having to do with skateboards, especially a longboard that features large soft wheels made of soft urethane often called "thane." Hence, inthane is created as word play when combining insane and thane.
Did you see that gnarly 50 foot stand up slide he did... that was inthane!

We bombed hills that were totally inthane!