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Definitions by Bently Bandit

When you’re conversing with your child and they’re telling a story and you’re only half listening and/or you could care less and a response is required.
Child: "We're taking Timmy to Canada for his birthday!"

Parent: "neat neat."
neat neat by Bently Bandit February 15, 2026

Mustache Rider 

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

mustache rider 

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.
Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

friday hero 

When your boss, manager, or supervisor takes days off/leaves early Monday thru Thursday and every Friday he stays until close of business.
Employee #1: "Its Friday! Do you think the queen will be leaving early?"

Employee #2" "No, he's the Friday Hero! He'll be here after we leave at 5:00!"
friday hero by Bently Bandit March 9, 2014