4 definition by Benal Patrol Overlord

I was banging this filthy whore last week, and the next morning I had to run out and buy a can of Quiddich when I saw a fully grown seabed dwelling lobster crawling around my pubic hair.

Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.

While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.

Person A: "You're one of them queers..." (trips and falls)
Person B: Oh yeah? Hut-Hut!
*Slam*
Person B: Pwned.

There are some people out there who prefer to spelunk into the black abyss. I myself would rather ascend to the heavenly gates and ingest its heavenly rain.

Allen could not retain his excitement when he laid his weary and pussy denied eyes upon the heavenly gates of Mary, but soon found himself in a spiraling depression and a panic when he discovered the absurd and profound amount of fecal matter caked unto the black abyss that is Mary's asshole.