cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 03, 2006

flangetastic

(Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form.

Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangetastic!

by Ben Sears April 03, 2006

jit rat

(adjective) The dregs of society. Young socially inept, often working class cunts that hang around outside spar asking for a spare fag or fighting each other.

Jit rat: "You got a spare fag moosh?"

Member of public: "Fuck off you little jit rat!"

Jit rat: "I'm gonna get my brother to chin you out moosh"

by Ben Sears April 03, 2006