Ben L.'s definitions

Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time

Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....

by Ben L. June 7, 2004

squall

1) A storm in the ocean, somewhat like an underwater tornado, it usually consists of heavy currents, but it has no effect on the surface. 2) The aloof protaganist of Final Fantasy VIII, his trademark being a scar on his face and a sword with a pistol added to the handle, called a "gunblade"

That quiet dude Squall never messed with any squalls because he never went underwater.

by Ben L. March 9, 2004

mana

Magical energy, used in witchcraft and the Mana series created by Squaresoft.

I think I will play Secret of Mana today.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

Legend of Mana

See Seiken Densetsu

Legend of Mana was on the Sony Playsation.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

Secret of Mana

See Seiken Densetu

Secret of Mana was on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

Sword of Mana

See Seiken Densetsu

Sword of Mana is on the Game Boy Advance.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

Seiken Densetsu

Known as the Mana series in America, this video game series began with Final Fantasy Adventure for the Game Boy in the early 90's, had two sequals on Super Famicom (only one made it to Super Nintendo), one on Playstation 1, and the original was recently remade for the Game Boy Advance.

I have an emulated and translated version of Seiken Densetsu III for SNES on my computer.

by Ben L. December 29, 2003