Definitions by Ben Gee

Headjucation

The act of teaching someone how to give head.

Dave: How far did you get with Mary last night?
Phil: She sucked my one eyed trouser snake in the back of my motor, almost bit my helmet off though!
Dave: Man, that bint needs some headjucation.

Headjucation by Ben Gee July 27, 2007

Back Wank 

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.

I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.

Back Wank by Ben Gee July 27, 2007

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.

Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.

Mike Tyson by Ben Gee July 15, 2007

Quincy 

Feeling ill due to over-indulgence of drugs / alcohol.

Person 1: Where's Dave gone?
Person 2: He had to go for a stroll, he came over a bit quincy after that last bucket.

Quincy by Ben Gee July 12, 2007

Snint 

Female sexual organ.

I reckon she's got a lovely snint

Snint by Ben Gee July 9, 2007