Ben 's definitions

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!

Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!

by Ben December 21, 2004

Sex Out

To kick out your roomate at college for the night so you and your girlfriend can fuck on his bed.

David: DAMNIT Michael Smith the pimp brought another girl in this week and had to Sex Out my awesome self! This guy has had sex every week, so I am forced to go out and be humiliated for not being in my room.

Thanks Michael!

by Ben May 21, 2006

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

Bethel Park

a small town south of Pittsburgh that's high school ultimate frisbee team tries to be as cool as the state college kids. currently rated 4th best in the state.

oh... that's why he's weird... he's from Bethel Park.

by ben June 8, 2005