Ben 's definitions

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 1, 2006

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 4, 2003