Ben 's definitions

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 18, 2006

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

looly

Laughing out Loud.

Looly sausage.

by Ben August 22, 2003

anaconda

a male, usually from southwestern australia, with a well known prowess in the bedroom.

What an anaconda

by Ben March 27, 2003

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

by Ben September 8, 2006

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003