Definitions by Beef Swellington

chocolate ice burg 

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.

I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.

chocolate ice burg by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017

Blowing kisses 

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.

That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.

Blowing kisses by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

Boral Sex

Oral sex performed by a man or woman that is neither stimulating or exciting. Usually performed by someone who has either no oral sex skills or just doesn't care about their partner's pleasure.

I fell asleep while my girlfriend was giving me head...I can't be blamed it was complete boral sex.

Boral Sex by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009

Referee

In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.

Yeah, I had a threesome last night...no...not the good kind...and we didn't even have a referee.

Referee by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009

bologna tulip 

A vagina that is wider than it is long. Usually associated with prostitutes, strippers, and porn stars.

I think the girl I hooked up with last night was stripper...she had bologna tulip.

bologna tulip by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

Jerk Bomb 

A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.

I was jerking off to internet porn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.

Jerk Bomb by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

fist full of doll hairs 

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.

I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

fist full of doll hairs by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009