Beef Swellington's definitions

Jerk Bomb

A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.

I was jerking off to internet porn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

chocolate ice burg

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.

I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.

by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017

fist full of doll hairs

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.

I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

bologna tulip

A vagina that is wider than it is long. Usually associated with prostitutes, strippers, and porn stars.

I think the girl I hooked up with last night was stripper...she had bologna tulip.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

Boral Sex

Oral sex performed by a man or woman that is neither stimulating or exciting. Usually performed by someone who has either no oral sex skills or just doesn't care about their partner's pleasure.

I fell asleep while my girlfriend was giving me head...I can't be blamed it was complete boral sex.

by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009

Blowing kisses

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.

That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.

by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009