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The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009
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Get the bologna tulip mug.A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.
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Get the fist full of doll hairs mug.A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.
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Get the Stuttering Pirate mug.In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.
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Get the Referee mug.Oral sex performed by a man or woman that is neither stimulating or exciting. Usually performed by someone who has either no oral sex skills or just doesn't care about their partner's pleasure.
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