Definitions by Beef Cannon Bill

titlashes 

Long, wispy hairs that emerge from nipples.

I was sucking this chick's tits, and she had the longest titlashes.

titlashes by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

hobo pussy 

The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.

Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.

hobo pussy by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011