14 definitions by Beeb E. King

The habit of being alert to another's intentions to fool or deceive yourself or others.

A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.

An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
He says he isn't isn't trying to move in on my girl but my hocus focus tells me otherwise.

"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
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Shorthand for In Your Corner.

Used to tip you off when the person you're disagreeing with is in your corner. Useful when you're arguing while drunk or stoned and your buddy wants to keep you from being embarrassed.
Dude, shut up, he's IYC.

Stop saying stupid shit, he's IYC, he knows what he's talking about.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
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More easily spoken version of the acronym BBS. The origin of the word beebism.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.
I can't get any work done 'cause I'm on the Beeb all day.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 21, 2014
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