Definitions by Beeb E. King
Ron Paulgasm
The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Ron Paulgasm by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
rock you like a Herman Cain
A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.
rock you like a Herman Cain by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
Bien sûr les langues étrangères
The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
Bien sûr les langues étrangères by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
Wham Bam Thank You Slam
The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
Wham Bam Thank You Slam by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
Hocus Focus
The habit of being alert to another's intentions to fool or deceive yourself or others.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
He says he isn't isn't trying to move in on my girl but my hocus focus tells me otherwise.
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
Hocus Focus by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
2xITB
A beebism that translates to "two times in the butt".
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.
It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).
The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.
It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).
The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
2xITB by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
beebism
beebism by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011