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IYC

Shorthand for In Your Corner.

Used to tip you off when the person you're disagreeing with is in your corner. Useful when you're arguing while drunk or stoned and your buddy wants to keep you from being embarrassed.
Dude, shut up, he's IYC.

Stop saying stupid shit, he's IYC, he knows what he's talking about.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Phreemus of the Phartosis

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.
After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Ron Paulgasm

The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
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toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Eightballed

To be eightballed is to be slapped in the face for being mouthy and obnoxious. It refers to the slap heard round the world delivered to Danay Howard by Jorge Pena on the F-train in Greenwich Village after she belittled and then struck him. At the time, he was wearing a retro eightball leather jacket, not an easy fashion statement to pull off. This man is legend.
Bitch was mouthing off to everybody just before she got Eightballed.
by Beeb E. King November 16, 2014
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2xITB

A beebism that translates to "two times in the butt".
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.

It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).

The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
I'd hit it 2xITB.

She is most definitely a 2xITB for me too.

2xITB for sure.
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
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