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Nickname for former U.S. president George W. Bush.
A reference to the burning bush in the Bible, which was on fire, but was not charred.
He was nicknamed as such because he was plagued with scandal throughout his entire presidency, yet he managed to complete 8 years in the White House and beyond without any legal action being taken against him or any plans to remove him from office, and since he finished, he has still remained untouched by the hands of the law.
A reference to the burning bush in the Bible, which was on fire, but was not charred.
He was nicknamed as such because he was plagued with scandal throughout his entire presidency, yet he managed to complete 8 years in the White House and beyond without any legal action being taken against him or any plans to remove him from office, and since he finished, he has still remained untouched by the hands of the law.
It is alleged by some that The Burning Bush committed more than 300 impeachable offenses during his presidency.
by Bed time May 26, 2010
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It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.
Smoking is "danish" to your health.
It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.
Smoking is "danish" to your health.
by Bed time February 11, 2010
Get the danish mug.A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.
These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.
These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.
by Bed time June 27, 2010
Get the pooping bus mug.Faking the appearance of a disability by walking with or carrying a cane when not needed.
Common and easy to pull off because canes are cheap, and can cost under $10.
Usually done for the following reasons:
-To gain sympathy from onlookers
-To get a physician to declare one disabled
-To obtain a handicapped parking permit
-To be given priority in line or obtain priority seating reserved for the disabled (such as on a bus or train)
-To use electric shopping carts reserved for the disabled when in reality too lazy to walk
-To fraudulently obtain various disability benefits such as discounts or government handouts
Common and easy to pull off because canes are cheap, and can cost under $10.
Usually done for the following reasons:
-To gain sympathy from onlookers
-To get a physician to declare one disabled
-To obtain a handicapped parking permit
-To be given priority in line or obtain priority seating reserved for the disabled (such as on a bus or train)
-To use electric shopping carts reserved for the disabled when in reality too lazy to walk
-To fraudulently obtain various disability benefits such as discounts or government handouts
I think my neighbor may be committing cane fraud. She sometimes walks with a cane and appears to struggle, and sometimes runs out to her car with no cane as if she is in a hurry to get somewhere.
by Bed time July 26, 2010
Get the cane fraud mug.Cleaning up one's messy house (or a similar setting) in a hurry by hastily stuffing junk and other items into closets, drawers, and other places visitor(s) would not enter or see so when visitor(s) arrive, the areas of the house visitor(s) will see (typically the living room and other nearby places) will appear presentable, but the messiness of the house (and the owner's slobbiness) remain hidden.
by Bed time April 9, 2010
Get the emergency cleanup mug.A member of the Republican Party, derogatory.
Pronounced with an accent on the "re" to mimic other similar-sounded derogatory terms, such as retard.
Pronounced with an accent on the "re" to mimic other similar-sounded derogatory terms, such as retard.
I hope we can vote these repubs out of office.
That damn repub!
Those repubs have really screwed up the economy.
This real stupid repub is making a mess out of our society.
That damn repub!
Those repubs have really screwed up the economy.
This real stupid repub is making a mess out of our society.
by Bed Time December 3, 2009
Get the repub mug.The modern era, in which people in a variety of settings are given extra scrutiny to determine if they are truthful about their identity and their rights which they assert, the world has increased amounts of monitoring, and big brother has an overall more watchful eye.
Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the Security Age.
Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.
During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.
You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.
During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.
You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
by Bed time March 22, 2010
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